10 Things to expect from Arsenal VS Man City

Today we rack p the top 10 things we can expect from the Arsenal VS Man City game, at the Emirates.
Here is the list...


10. Before the match, Barcelona disclose that they have a multi million pound offer stacked up for Jack Wilshere.
Mario Balotelli thinks its just a prank to psych him out, as there is nobody by that name.


9. Mancini plays Edin Dzeko in the first team, and Balotelli gets temporarily petrified because of the array of new faces around him.

SO MANY NEW PEOPLE!!!

8. Tevez proclaims that he has started to hate football, and is ready to quit the team. Ian Holloway jumps on the occasion, and after successfully utilizing every single penny of his tranfer fee; Blackpool emerge clear favorites to sign Carlos Tevez..... err, actually, just his snood. They can't afford the real player. 

7. Balotelli finally comes to terms with the fact that Wilshere is real. So he goes up to Samir Nasri, Holds out his hand, and says, "Hello, Mr. Wilshere, nice to meet you. People say you play football pretty well. We shall see..." 




6. Mancini plays 8 defensive midfielders in the first team, leaving Balotelli on the bench. Dzeko is the only attacker, and Tevez, their only defender (Hart in goal. No prize for guessing). Mario gets angry and next day, is seen on sky sports wearing a Man Utd t-shirt.

Same 1-0-1.

5. The game is boring, and the only way it seems any team would score is the return to form, of Lukasz Fabianski, who miskicks two back-passes for corners and is seen punching the resultant corner towards his own goal. Sczezny tweets "I am shocked by Wenger's decition to play him before me. People don't like when I say it, But it is a FACT."




4. Arsene starts the English midfield duo of Wilshere-Walcott, which has bought them recent success against some tough opponents. They combine well, and score two well-taken second half goals. Thats it. Okay, does all of these HAVE to be funny?
ಠ_ಠ 


3. During half time, Mancini is sacked, and Rafa Benitez is appointed new manager of Man City. Rafa's first move is to get Wenger sent off for unacceptable bowel behavior around the pitch area.

There you have it. Wtf is he doing?

2. Benitez's second move is in reaction to going 2-0 down. In true Rafa style, he takes of the lone striker, and brings Nigel De Jong on, to try and win the game.


1. Prince Bendtner arrives at the post match interview pant-less, and later proclaims that he doesn't know who Mario Balotelli is, and he is the best striker in the world, sans Cristiano Ronaldo.